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“I wanted to write before everything else, but pretty fast I had to find myself. In a humdrum way, acting seemed the best way for me to express what I couldn’t say in a different way.”
Posted on May 21, 2012 via you're killing me softly. with 306 notes
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Happy trail..:) :)
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Posted on May 13, 2012 via MAGGOTFAGGOT with 742 notes
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Posted on April 19, 2012 via rk appreciation with 1,480 notes
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Posted on April 19, 2012 via rk appreciation with 1,480 notes
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Posted on April 16, 2012 via New Hard Art with 637 notes
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humping in suits *dies*
Posted on April 11, 2012 via Gay Passion with 1,041 notes
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He was the only reason why I watched that crappy movie!
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Posted on April 10, 2012 via SEX IN THE TARDIS with 171 notes
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nice lamp
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You Know You're Reading Twilight Fan Fiction When...

- Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
- Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
- Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
- Edward has a temper
- Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
- Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
- Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
- Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
- Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
- Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 seconds after seeing Bella only bite her lip
- Tanya is a bitch
- Rose is the coolest badass ever
- Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
- Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: or Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
- Unless it’s a sex marathon story or a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I love you” before sex
- Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 seconds before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
- Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
- No matter how long the story is or what genre but you’ll ALWAYS fProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0 d Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
- Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her by Alice or Rose
- Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
- Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
- Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
- Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
- EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
- Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
- Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
- They always rip condoms with their teeth
- At one time or another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
- The author will almost always sneak in at least one book or movie quote
- When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out by Edward watching her sleep
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Posted on April 5, 2012 via Twilight Parody PL with 281 notes
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Posted on April 5, 2012 via My Sanctuary with 207 notes
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Too pretty not to reblog:)
Posted on March 31, 2012 via boygaga with 1,036 notes
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Posted on March 28, 2012 via Ahlida with 1,074 notes
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